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- I'll take that.
- No, no, wait.
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It's too important...
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I'm your fucking wife.
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One of your goddamn monsters
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just attacked our daughter.
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Help me!
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- I'm your Pop.
- What?
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Mom!
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Looky who's back.
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This is Dalton.
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He's with the Knights of Sumeria.
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I've been waiting for the chance
to battle this ancient evil
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my entire life.
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We'll destroy your seed,
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and your whore daughter too.
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It looks like evil's back,
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and Elk Grove is ground zero.
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Ghost Beaters are back!
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Fucking-A, right we are.
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Don't you do it.
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Don't you do it.
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You little shit.
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Just let me get off this fucking road!
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Here we go.
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Whoa!
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Shit!
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Wait here.
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Holy shit.
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It's a fucking baby.
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Come here.
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You may be born from the image
of that idiot Ash,
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but you'll be nothing like him.
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Herregud! Eric?!
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Hey, kiddo. Rise and shine.
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You sleep okay?
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Go away.
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Look, last night was the first
time you experienced
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a full-on, balls-out, pedal-to-the-metal
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demon spawn attack.
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And look that's rough, I know.
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Now if you want to stay in bed all day,
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that's totally fine.
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Because I'm one of those "cool" dads,
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like you see in the movies.
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I just want my mom back.
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That's the one thing
I can't pull out of my butt.
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You left this in the Delta.
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Some counselor from Kenward High,
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left you one of those text things.
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Ms. Prevett?
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Can you give me a ride to school?
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Really, I thought maybe
you'd want to spend the day
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with your old man.
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Get a peek behind the scenes
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at a real working hardware store.
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No, I need to see Ms. Prevett.
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She's been a real friend,
and probably the only person
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I can really talk to now.
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Come on now.
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The "only" one?
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Can you give me a ride,
or should I call an Uber?
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So you take off without a word,
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all "chasing after the fight,"
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and then suddenly you're back,
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with this clown?
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Come on.
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Pablo... you know me.
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- I don't know. Do I?
- I don't know because
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I fucking hate clowns.
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Hey, I needed to stay in the fight.
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Okay? And that's all that this is about.
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Yeah, well, I'm not buying this...
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this whole, "Princes Of Sumeria" thing.
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- It's "Knights."
- If they're so bad-ass,
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how come we're just hearing
about them right now?
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Because shit's about to get fucked up.
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- More so than usual.
- Yeah?
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- How would he know?
- Dude. Knights?
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Sumeria?
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Dalton's ancestors were whaling
on evil way back in 1400s.
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Which would make his
great-great-whatever
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a really big deal,
but this guy, is just...
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Is just glad to know that
the centuries my ancestors
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and I spent prepping for evil's
return weren't a total waste.
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Yeah, well... that must be a load off.
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- Fruit Loop?
- I'm gluten-free.
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You know what?
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I know how we got into the
"kicking evil butt" business,
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but what's in it for you?
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My brothers have been
fighting evil much longer
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than you can imagine.
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Tell him Dalton.
Tell him what you told me.
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Evil's manifested in many
forms over the years.
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The Black Death, war, famine.
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But it's all rooted back
to the master demons
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we call the Dark Ones.
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It seemed like there was no stopping them,
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but then the unexpected happened.
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The most ruthless one of them
betrayed the others,
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and cast them from our world.
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In Latin, they called her
"Mulier Daemonium Degnaie."
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"Demon Woman of Fire."
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My ancestor seized the opportunity
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to steal the source of their power...
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Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.
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A lot of good men and women gave
their lives to get that book.
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Legend has it, one of us,
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a sorceress named Kaya,
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was seduced by the power
of the Necronomicon,
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and tried to use it.
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But her soul was taken,
and bound within the book.
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Only the Prophesied One
can abolish the Dark Ones.
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So my brothers and I are sworn
to remain vigilant.
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To find, and protect him until
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the foretold battle against evil.
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Right, evil's back. Got it.
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Thanks for the scoop, Poindexter.
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Save the knee.
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Yes, I'm very special, message received.
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Now look, if story time's over,
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can we talk about something
that's really important?
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Time to tear evil a new one, jefe?
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No. It's this whole "Dad" thing.
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Here I am, kicking evil in the nards,
and what do I get out of it?
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A daughter that treats me
like dryer lint.
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How was I supposed to know
that all that crazy sex
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could lead to a kid?
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Yeah, funny how that works.
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You know what, let's just hope
he didn't leave anymore
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little Brandys out there.
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Jesus of Anaheim.
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Hi, Dad!
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Meet the rest of your kids!
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Hey, Dad.
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I'll be in the car.
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That demon girl did say
something about my seed.
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Pablo, I have Brandy duty,
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then I got to check something out.
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Can you open the store
solo this morning?
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The store? Jefe, evil is back!
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Ghost Beaters got to gear up!
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- What he said.
- New guy, take a knee.
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Now listen up.
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Evil is not the boss of us.
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We got to do that thing,
what's it called?
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Like when you're driving in a car,
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putting on deodorant,
and trying to drink a beer
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- at the same time?
- Reckless endangerment?
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No, Kelly, keep up.
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Multitasking, that's it.
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We can do this.
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We can whale on evil,
and provide Elk Grove
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with top quality hardware,
at a reasonable price.
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- But...
- But not that reasonable!
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I missed him.
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So, umm...
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I'm sorry about your mom.
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Yeah, ol' Candy was a hell
of a gal back in the day.
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She had a real "can do" attitude.
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You said you barely remembered her.
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Well, she just caught me
by surprise is all.
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Hey, cute story.
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On our wedding night,
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we were going at it in the back seat,
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when all that Kentucky Glory
started to catch up on her.
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But after she sicked up
on the front dash,
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and I mean all over the front dash,
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she was ready for round two.
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Let me tell you, not a lot
of ladies have that kind of...
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♪ Hard to believe... ♪
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♪ 30 days in the hole ♪
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Hey, hey.
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Good shit.
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♪ 30 days in the hole ♪
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- ♪ That's what they do ♪
- ♪ 30 days in the hole ♪
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Brandy... as your father,
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it's probably wrong for me to suggest
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that you mislead the police.
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Yeah, it probably is.
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But involvement in a double homicide
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can turn into a platter
of shit burgers but quick,
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so you might want to ixnay,
about the urders-may.
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Have a nice day at school!
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Love you!
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Help!
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Hey, Brandy.
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Hey...
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Couldn't believe it when I heard.
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Police asked me to reach out, but...
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I know, I just saw them outside,
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but I just can't face them yet.
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They're going to
ask me questions about my mom,
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and Rachel, and...
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you're the only friend I have left.
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Well, you can always come to me, Brandy.
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Now... talk to me.
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Tell me everything.
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It was so horrible...
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there was this...
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this thing in the hall.
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And then... and then Rachel...
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I know it sounds crazy,
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but it's like she turned
into some kind of monster.
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Do you believe me?
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I believe that
a lot of strange things
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happen in this town.
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My mom's gone.
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And then I find out that
Ashy Slashy is my real father.
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Really?
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It's okay.
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I've got you now.
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Pablo?
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Pablito?
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Pablito?
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You fucking with me?
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Because I know you talk.
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That's what I thought.
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No.
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Sh...
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Pablo!
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You are in grave danger.
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Who sent you?
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Your uncle.
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The Brujo.
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Only his magia can save you,
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from the evil etched into your skin.
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Shit.
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You rejected his world once.
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You must not reject tu destino again.
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Okay, but what do I need to do?
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Sorry, Dalton left
his beard trimmer in...
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What?
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Hey, you okay?
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There was a naked lady, right there.
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But-but that's normal for this place.
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Yeah.
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Those marks on your arms.
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- That's Sumerian writing.
- Yeah, and what?
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You've been marked by evil.
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Yeah, well, I already know that.
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I should probably get to work,
and not fight evil right now.
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What was that?
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Those marks mean
your little buddy's soul
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is in mortal danger.
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It's not like he asked
for those Sumerian tats, okay?
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They're battle scars,
and his soul won that battle.
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But he's been touched by evil.
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The legends warn about this.
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Sooner or later, he's gonna go demon.
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And then he'll be out for blood.
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It's not going to happen, Dalton.
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Okay, you got to trust me on this one,
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because this is Pablo
we're talking about.
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He's like my little brother,
he's my best friend.
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Kelly,
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I know you don't want to hear it,
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but if I'm right,
this goes one of two ways.
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He kills us...
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or we kill him.
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So, after this nightmare ended,
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this man, your "father,"
he took you to his house?
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Yeah, I guess I'm staying there for now.
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He's got me sleeping
in his sister's old room.
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- Cheryl?
- Yeah.
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She died or something, right?
267
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Or something.
268
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Ash murdered her.
269
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He shot her right in the face
with his shotgun.
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His own sister.
271
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Brandy...
272
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now the last thing
I want to do is frighten you.
273
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:11,769
But your dad killed a lot of people.
274
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:14,771
At this point, your safety
is my primary concern.
275
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So, do you feel safe with your father?
276
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,112
It's okay. We'll talk again soon, okay?
277
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Mr. Williams.
278
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- Hi.
- How's your father?
279
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He's still dead.
280
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,409
Too bad. He was a good man.
281
00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:06,977
Produced a lovely semen.
282
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- High sperm count.
- Is that a fact?
283
00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:10,513
Unfortunately, we couldn't use it.
284
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:11,590
Syphilis.
285
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,416
- Hey, Mr. Williams.
- Hi.
286
00:18:14,516 --> 00:18:15,718
Booth three as usual?
287
00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:22,222
Actually, Marci,
288
00:18:22,322 --> 00:18:24,758
as my ethnically diverse
friend Pablo would say,
289
00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:26,592
I need a "por-favor."
290
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:28,493
As you know, I've supported
clinics like this
291
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for years, and years.
292
00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:31,495
It's-it's been my life's work.
293
00:18:31,596 --> 00:18:33,364
So, I was just curious.
294
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:36,399
Is there a way to find out,
if anybody's ever ponied up
295
00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:37,619
for my particular man-sauce?
296
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,379
Well, we're not really supposed
to give out that information.
297
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:42,772
No, course not.
298
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,239
Yeah, I understand.
299
00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:49,476
But come on, we're talking about "me".
300
00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:51,078
We're talking about your old pal Ash.
301
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,714
We're talking about the hero,
of Elk-fucking-Grove.
302
00:18:56,782 --> 00:18:58,150
It really is against the law.
303
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:06,056
Now, that little sweetie,
is worth 20% off
304
00:19:06,156 --> 00:19:08,891
on almost everything in Ashy Slashy's.
305
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:10,359
You know sale items, liquor,
306
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and perishables excluded, of course.
307
00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,429
What do you say?
308
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30% would be better.
309
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For you, the moon.
310
00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:24,509
- There you go.
- Let me see what I can dig up.
311
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:27,372
- Might take me a few minutes.
- Of course.
312
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Yeah. Pow.
313
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,856
Hey, Marci? You know what?
314
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,657
What the hell, while I'm here,
315
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,092
might as well do my part?
316
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,122
Easy money.
317
00:20:32,222 --> 00:20:34,223
Destroy his seed.
318
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:38,727
There must be no more progeny
of Ash Williams.
319
00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:48,167
His seed must die.
320
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:54,039
Hey, what's going on out there?
321
00:20:54,139 --> 00:20:56,506
You guys pay your electric bill?
322
00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:57,875
Come on.
323
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:00,944
What was that?
324
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,644
My horoscope told me some strange things
325
00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,146
were going to happen today.
326
00:21:13,419 --> 00:21:14,654
What the hell is going on?
327
00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:16,322
Yeah.
328
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:17,598
Trying to take care
of some business in here.
329
00:21:17,622 --> 00:21:19,792
Can you keep it down?
330
00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:28,265
Mrs. Lam?
331
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:35,603
Hello gorgeous.
332
00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:48,113
Can you hear me?
333
00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:07,661
Mrs. Lam?
334
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:09,296
Are you all right?
335
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,064
No.
336
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,467
What are you looking at, asshole?
337
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,438
What do you think I'm looking at?
338
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:28,677
Aw, not so hard, are you now, Ash?
339
00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:33,281
Marci!
340
00:22:34,648 --> 00:22:36,250
Your seed must die!
341
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:43,122
Ha!
342
00:22:43,222 --> 00:22:45,357
Mrs. Lam?
343
00:22:45,457 --> 00:22:48,292
Your seed must die!
344
00:22:48,392 --> 00:22:50,361
Hey!
345
00:23:08,274 --> 00:23:11,244
You... Whoa!
346
00:23:13,678 --> 00:23:14,678
- Ooh!
- Every...
347
00:23:14,746 --> 00:23:16,780
last...
348
00:23:16,881 --> 00:23:18,715
drop!
349
00:24:14,692 --> 00:24:16,826
Objectifying motherfucker!
350
00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:25,266
We're going to rip your balls off, Ash!
351
00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:29,870
I'm not finished yet!
352
00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:32,639
That's what they all say, baby.
353
00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:46,249
Yo, Pablo.
354
00:24:48,751 --> 00:24:50,552
Hey, so...
355
00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:52,554
My God.
356
00:24:52,654 --> 00:24:54,556
Holy shit.
357
00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:56,690
Man, dreams do come true.
358
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,426
Yeah...
359
00:24:59,526 --> 00:25:00,660
some of them.
360
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,662
Come on, Pablo.
361
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,830
I had to get away.
362
00:25:04,931 --> 00:25:07,033
I was forging my path and shit.
363
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:10,568
Plus, you know how Ash can be
when he's not fighting evil.
364
00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:12,669
- He...
- Smells like Bengay?
365
00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:14,404
- Yeah.
- I was going to say,
366
00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:15,615
"he gets a little hard to take," but...
367
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,140
totally.
368
00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:21,143
Yo, what's with your boy Dalton,
369
00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:24,179
scoping me out like
he's some sort of INS agent?
370
00:25:25,846 --> 00:25:27,181
It's those tats, Pablo.
371
00:25:29,815 --> 00:25:32,852
- Dalton thinks that...
- They're cool?
372
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:35,921
That it means this evil
shit is still inside you.
373
00:25:36,021 --> 00:25:37,198
But you're feeling good, right?
374
00:25:37,222 --> 00:25:40,624
I mean, nothing weird or anything?
375
00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:41,724
Yeah.
376
00:25:41,824 --> 00:25:44,194
It's nothing more than usual.
377
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:45,395
I'm good.
378
00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:53,291
Business is booming I see.
379
00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:55,169
What the fuck happened to you?
380
00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:00,974
That is a long, sad story,
381
00:26:01,074 --> 00:26:03,241
involving some unsightly bodily fluids.
382
00:26:03,341 --> 00:26:04,342
Okay...
383
00:26:04,442 --> 00:26:07,179
One thing is clear...
evil's after my offspring.
384
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:08,556
The born, and the unborn.
385
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:09,786
- Why?
- I wish I knew, Pablo.
386
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,515
But I'll tell you this.
387
00:26:11,614 --> 00:26:14,750
From now on, protecting
Brandy is job one.
388
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:17,252
I may suck balls as a father,
389
00:26:17,352 --> 00:26:19,288
but I will not let evil take that away.
390
00:26:21,432 --> 00:26:22,556
Brandy, I meant.
391
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,459
- Or my balls.
- We got it.
392
00:26:29,628 --> 00:26:32,131
My God!
393
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:48,376
Please!
394
00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:49,844
Let me go!
395
00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:52,446
Why would you want to leave?
396
00:26:52,546 --> 00:26:54,456
You're about to be part
of an amazing metamorphosis.
397
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,548
A... what?
398
00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:59,284
My little creature was born
out of the Book of the Dead.
399
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,686
He's destined to be
the next Prophesied One.
400
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,888
I... don't understand.
401
00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:06,824
When the current
Prophesied One is killed
402
00:27:06,924 --> 00:27:09,426
by his own flesh and blood,
403
00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:12,928
his powers will move
to the next in line.
404
00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:16,431
When I'm done with Ash Williams
and his daughter,
405
00:27:16,531 --> 00:27:19,467
my baby will be the last man standing.
406
00:27:21,401 --> 00:27:22,569
He's hungry.
407
00:27:24,303 --> 00:27:26,505
What is it you want from me?
408
00:27:27,806 --> 00:27:30,508
A leg, a thigh.
409
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,110
He's not picky.
410
00:27:37,204 --> 00:27:39,204